For all of you that are having an off day playing badminton here are some excuses to get you though the match. Remember all good players blame something.
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My partner was lousy Shuttle went through hole in the net The lights were glaring That was your ball, partner Tournament shuttle was bad Linesman was cross-eyed My string was too loose The ball was too fast I wore new shoes I was ‘off’ today. I think I’m sick I was not yet ready when he served I didn’t notice that he was left-handed His service was illegal. Can he do that?! It was too hot at the club It was too windy today There was a draft coming from somewhere I have a sprain I didn’t sleep well last night I didn’t warm up before playing They cheated in the scoring They kept directing the ball to my partner They said they were only class ‘B’ My partner kept getting my shot My partner and I didn’t gel They used to be with the national team My girlfriend quarreled with me last night The ceiling was too low I’m on a diet I have LBM It’s my monthly period I forgot to wear supporter My partner kept blocking my way My partner was obstructing my view It was a bad day at the office Opponent’s form was so unorthodox I haven’t played in two weeks My new shirt was itchy The floor was slippery My partner’s rotation was wrong My partner’s defense was weak The ump was opponent’s relative The audience was too noisy |
There was dripping from the roof The courts here seem smaller They have home court advantage The pairings were wrong They had secret training I get conscious when I’m being video-taped Oh…have we started the real game? Weren’t we supposed to pick up the shots AFTER one bounce!? There is something wrong with my contact lenses I was just being nice I thought they needed the confidence booster This is a real game?? I wasn’t using my racket. Someone took my racket! The net was too high. The net was too low. There was a net in the way. The net moved and blocked my shots. I play doubles, so I’m not used to singles. I was trying a new form. I have tennis elbow. I have badminton elbow. Aren’t we still rallying? They rigged the game. The net moved on me. Someone threw something at me. I had to let my girlfriend win. That’s my gift to you. I forgot how to play. Is this court regulation size! Is that shuttlecock regulation size? You never said go! I learned from the best, I just forgot what I learned. There is a hole in my racket Someone put lead in my shoes! My partners not feeling to well. My doctor said i’m allergic to shuttle cocks. I had joggers nipple. I can’t understand it…. I’m normally better than this! I pretty tied we’re trying for a baby. That draft kept blowing the shuttle. Whatever!! |